Dedicated to those who are on diet program =p

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing Death Angel, she asked "Is my time up?"

Angel said, "No, you have another 13 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of Death Angel, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 13 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

. . . . . ………………..



Death Angel replied: "I DIDN’T recognize you!" *pengsan*

5 doll(s) whispering:

eLy said...
May 7, 2009 at 8:43 AM

pity on her..
moral of the story: stay with ur natural beauty.. ekeke

QueenWizza said...
May 7, 2009 at 9:17 AM

yup. agree. b original. no FAKE. haaha.

flower-love said...
May 7, 2009 at 10:36 AM

haha. habeslah k mooney terase...

Hafiz Husen said...
May 8, 2009 at 8:50 AM

might lose somethg good when try to get rid the old u e.g humbleness and gain somethg bad when eager to be a new person e.g ngegeh-ness

flower-love said...
May 10, 2009 at 1:52 AM

mendalam nya pis...